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+ 289 What this country needs is a great poem. John Brownís Body was a step in the right direction. Iíve read it once, and Iím reading it again. But itís too long to do what I mean. You canít thrill people in 300 pages... The limit is about 300 words. Kiplingís ďRecessionalĒ really did something to England when it was published. It helped them through a bad time. Let me know if you find any great poems lying around. Herbert Hoover


+ 228 Iím the only person of distinction whoís ever had a depression named for him. Herbert Hoover


+ 237 I firmly believe in life after death. But Iím not so sure about life before death.


+ 233 Every time, in the night, Iím thinking about your smile, Everything will be alright, If you will ever be mine? Miriam Leiva


+ 300 I canít help but to write, I have a inner need for it. If Iím not in the middle of some literary project, Iím utterly lost, unhappy and distressed. As soon as I get started, I calm down. Kaari Utrio


+ 218 You will think, They hit me, but Iím not hurt. They beat me up, but I donít remember it. I wish I could wake up. Then I would get another drink.
Mishlei 23:35


+ 244 Hi. Iím Spider Jerusalem. I smoke. I take drugs. I drink. I wash every six weeks. I masturbate constantly and fling my steaming poison semen down from my window into your hair and food. Iím a rich and respected columnist for a major metropolitan newspaper. I live with two beautiful women in the cityís most expensive and select community. Being a bastard works. Warren Ellis, Transmetropolitan, Vol. 4: The New Scum


+ 262 It goes without saying that in order for me to buy a teapot at the Oneida, Ltd., outlet store at the Sherrill Shopping Plaza, the second coming of Jesus Christ had to have taken place in the year 70 A.D. To the Oneida Community, 70 A.D., the year the temple in Jerusalem was destroyed, marks the beginning of the New Jerusalem. Which means weíve all been living in heaven on earth for nearly two thousand years. Everyone knows there is no marriage in heaven (though one suspects thereís no shortage of it in hell). So, the Oneidans said, weíre here in heaven, already saved and perfect in the eyes of God, so letís move upstate and sleep around. (Iím paraphrasing.) Sarah Vowell, Assassination Vacation


+ 283 Iím dark but lovely,
women of Jerusalem,
dark like the tents of Kedar,
like the curtains of Solomon.
Song of Solomon 1:5


+ 253 The reason I talk to myself is because Iím the only one whose answers I accept. George Carlin


+ 71 What you must understand about me is that Iím a deeply unhappy person. John Green, Looking for Alaska


+ 100 Loving someone more than they love you is a sucky thing. But Iím over it. Lauren Dane, Once and Again


+ 65 Iím really grateful to you


+ 70 Iím very much obliged to you